F is for Fridays and with it, goes a number of things... Flash Fiction Friday 55, Fawk You Friday, FlogYoBlog Friday and Freaky Friday, which I will be reintroducing this week. An old favourite of mine that some bloggers are asking to have back.
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So here we go....
The awesome G-Man hosts Flash Fiction Friday 55. Go visit him and give him some love and join hundreds of other bloggers playing the writing game. Try write a complete story in only 55 words…
Long Lean Legs that go all the way up
Long wavy golden Blonde locks
Perfectly French-manicured finger nails
Flawlessly painted toes
Smooth Honey-coloured skin screaming to be caressed
Rose coloured glossy lips begging to be kissed
Firm arse and perky ski-slope breasts
Soliciting desire
This is who I’d like to be - for a day.
Join Fawk You Friday hosted by Boobies
My Fuck You's for the week:
- To a certain bright spark at the office (I will refrain from mentioning names) but "You're a cock and a fuck-up. Any further complaints can be directed toward my fucking arse, where I'm sure you'll receive a warm response"
- Fuck You to the manager of our local supermarket who NEVER has my brand of cigarettes, no matter how much I ask him to get stock. Why don't you come back to me when your brain's decided that it wasn't designed to be a shit box, okay? Run along now, Mr Spar Doochebag.
- Fuck you to the many boob-tube dresses I have and love. God knows, I love how cool they are in the summer but, if I tramp on the fucking hem once more and my titties fall out, I'm gonna scream!
- Fuck you to Dr Pepper that is stocked at one of our local shops (not made here in SA) but charged me fucking R12.99 for a small 330ml can. Daylight fucking robbery... but I got one anyway...
| I heart Dr Pepper |
Theme: Freaks,The Movie
Can a full grown woman truly love a MIDGET ?
I'm rekindling the Freaky Friday posts coz I've got so much to share. So many freaks, so little time...just the way I laaik it.
Freaks is a 1932 American horror film about sideshow performers, directed and produced by Tod Browning with a cast mostly composed of actual carnival (funfair) performers including Schlitzie the Pinhead and many more...check the freaks out below...
| Schlitzie was a MALE, but was always presented as a female because she had to be diapered and it was easier to care for her when she was in her Moo-moo |
| The Cast of "Freaks" |
| Peter Robinson aka The Human Skeleton |
| Frances O'Connor - The Armless Lady |
| Prince Randian (The Human Caterpillar) who was born with no arms or legs but managed to father five children and could roll a cigarette with his lips and smoke it. |
Minnie Woosley aka KooKoo the Bird Girl
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| Daisy and Violet Hilton. Their biological mother sold them to the midwife shortly after they were born. |