Me: Megan, you can't just pull a tooth out because you want money!
Megan: But its a little loose.
Me: Yes, but its got to come out on its own.
Megan: But its a baby tooth. I can grow another one.
Me : Geezo Megan! What if I punched you in the mouth and your two BIG front teeth fell out? Those are your adult teeth and you can't grow more after that.
My Boerewors : If I knocked my teeth out, will the Tooth Fairy give me money for my big teeth?
Megan: *shrug* I dunno.
*pause*
Megan : Mum, why don't you phone Granny and ask her - she's loosing her teeth!
Fits of laughter followed that conversation...